Weather Forecast

The meteorological office today issued the following General Synopsis
at 1,
6 Double O hours today Thursday (or whatever). Warnings in sea areas
Jodrel
Bank, Fred Astaire and Scilly LightScript Automatic

1. FairIsle, Jersey, 10 to12, Warm, 70’s, Patchy
2. Drowning Dog, North, 1.9, Wet, Sinking Fast
3. Tray of Biscuits, Went, 2, Damp, Soggy
4. Five Arches Automatic, West to East, Trains at times, Wrong Snow,
Clearance no visibility
5. Village Hall, Occasional Noise after 11, Increasing. Good!
6. Raynesway, 10 to 6, East, 5 miles, Clogged, No visibility
7. Irish Stew, Serves 4 to 6, Warm becoming colder
8. Scilly LightScript Automatic, 45 pages, Occasional Giggles,
difficult,
9. Lloyds Bank, Variable ISA, 1.6 Euros and Falling
10. South East Iceland, Packed, Freezing Food, Poor and falling]
11. McCain Oven Chip, 23, Small Patches
12. Mullins Head, Hazy but Warm, occassional dribbles, fair
13. Northern Soul, R & B, 45 rpm, Calm, Slow to Moderate
14. Baileys, Full Optic, Double, 7 to 8 but now hazy
15. Earwigs, 0.666, Mini-beasts, Crawling Slowly
16. FredAstaire, Fishnet, Ikando, better,
17. Ikando, Anything, better than you

Wozland, Munchkin, KANSAS! Severe weather warning.
GALE force 99 Cyclonic. Bad to Evil. Worsening. Basement doors. (as if that means something!) Lostdog at floor level and rising fast.