At this point Dorothy, Scarecow, Lyin and Binman and Toto have returned from their quest. Wizard is on screen. (He is a sad bloke from Aston who is playing an online game - known here as "Ozgame").
The message on the wall says "Click here when you have completed the task"
The Ozgame should be s computer generated voice (Windows can do this).
Lyin: We've completed the task
Ozgame: Are you telling the truth?
Lyin:Of course
Ozgame: Are you telling the truth?
Lyin: List inventory (command to game)
Ozgame: You are a Lyin. You have been in the game for 74 minutes. You have scored 47 points. You have: A friendship with 3 people
89 Admiration marks from the Munchkins.
Respect level of 89% and you have completed the last task successfully.
You have completed the game.
Lyin: But I still feel scared.
Ozgame: You have 8 extra lives.
Lyin: Eight extra lives…. Eight extra lives! Why I can now do anything. I need never be scared or boastful again. People admire me. They have respect. Wow!
Scarecrow: We've completed the task
Ozgame: You are a Scarecow. You have been in the game for 76 minutes. You have scored 40 points. You have: A friendship with 3 people
92 Admiration marks from the Munchkins.
Respect level of 96% and you have completed the last task successfully.
You have completed the game.
Scarecrow: But I still don't know what I want to do with my life
Ozgame: You have run out of lives however
Scarecrow: Thats not fair. I need a life so that I can look after the people of Oz
Ozgame: How many lives do you need? …. you have 8 extra lives and an ambition rating of 99%
Scarecrow: eight extra lives…. Eight extra lives! And an ambition rating of 99% … oh I think I can make that 100% … I have so mucj to achieve.
Binman: We've completed the task
Ozgame: You are a Binman. You have been in the game for 78 minutes. You have scored 56 points. You have: A friendship with 3 people
91 Admiration marks from the Munchkins.
Respect level of 94% and you have completed the last task successfully.
You have completed the game.
Binman: But I still feel used
Ozgame: You have renewed yourself
Binman: Wow!
Dorothy:Ive completed the task too
Ozgame: You are Dorothy and this game has found that you have been here for 83 minutes.
