Look a place to put bits you have removed, they might be really funny, you never know
Third Munchkin: Look she killed the witch.
Munchkin brother one: Which witch, I never know which witch is which.
Munchkin Brother two: this witch was the witch with the stitch not the with with the itch.
Third Munchkin: All Hail Dorothy the witch-killer from Kansas the hand of the tree and the gnome called Dave.
Dorothy: I haven't killed any witch I've only just got here, you must have me mistaken.
Third Munkinch: Don't be humble your most excellence, you have clearly slain the witch with your flying castle.
Dorothy: That's no flying castle, it's my house I got sucked up in a typhoon, and now I don't know where I am.
Third Munchkin: See, (points under house) All that is left of here are her striped stockings, and her magical red slippers.
Munchkin Brother two: They're not striped there american tan.
Dorothy: Oh golly gosh i hope she is okay, maybe we can pull her out to help grabs legs pulls, puff of smoke, is left holding slippers and stockings
Munchkin Four: Now you have slain the witch and claimed the slippers you must wear the Ruby shoes.
Dorothy: Well…they are lovely shoes and… I think they'll only be a little big.
Third Munchkin: and now you have turned her into smoke she has no feet to put them on anyway
Dorothy: So, I'll be doing her a favour really. puts on shoes
FLASH Glinda Good witch of the north appears
Glinda: Who are you, wearing my sister's shoes?
Dorothy: I'm so sorry Miss witch… I was just trying them on, I'll put them back, I'm sorry please don't hurt me.
Glinda: Do not be afraid Dorothy, I am Glinda the good witch of the north. To be perfectly honest I think everyone would agree that my sister had it coming. You may keep the shoes, like the Munchkin said they are your by rights.
Dorothy: Where am I? Who are you? What's going on, begins to cry
Glinda takes Dorothy aside the munchkins continue working and leave slowly.
Dorothy:snuffle … I want to go back to Kansas
Glinda: There, there, look Dorothy I do not have the power to send you somewhere I do not know. but there is a greater wizard than I who has the power of flight, he can make anyones wishes come true. He lives in the emerald city in the very middle of this land you are in. You are in Munchkinland in the East of Oz and he is the Wizard of Oz.
Dorothy: How will I find This Wizard? Is the Emerald city far from here?
Glinda: Yes the Emerald city is quite a way from here, but it s easy to find all you need do is follow the yellow brick road, it will take you straight there. But you now have a very desirable pair of shoes and there is a Witch in the East who will try to get them from you. I come with you as I have much busiess to attend to but if you are quick and I give you a protective kiss, you should be safe in the City. kisses her foerhead I must go now.
DANCERS, DOROTHY AND FARMHAND: synchronised Abba song - tragedy
Picture by http://www.flickr.com/photos/dacotahsgirl/
Someone: Fire regs, practise audience at shouting, explain about goodies and baddies
Toto runs on stage, (he's big, Hairy and vulgar!)
TOTO: That old Condalizo tried to charm me into her basket but no way I'm fallen for that one, she won't be sitting comfortably for some time now haha…
Tall man with beard in white robe and sandles with spotlight on him walks on from back left smiles, opens arms in greeting to Mother figure and carries her away off stage, comes back on, smiles, points to audience and gives thumbs up (Gibb brother).
On come four housewives with Dysons, synchronised kick dancing to Bumblebee type musak (flight of the bumblebee).(( or maybe they could be riding the
Could sing "like a wheeliebin within a wheelie bin, ever spinning.. blahblah, maybe a bit too low key"
It was her mp3 player. A Ruby one?? the instructions for the MP3 player could say "NEVER press forward » more than 2 times or things get confused" maybe thats what started all this??she wakes up, MP3 earphones in her ears, sat by the Pinfold, strangely familiar faces all around. people shes sure she knows somehow. The music playing on her MP3.. 'theres no place like home'
somebody says 'its supper time'.. and cast walk towards stage exit
Dorothy says.. 'good 'cos I'm starving..I've got the munchies'
all the cast turn back to face Dorothy and the audience.. they have put on masks..
and they all shout.. 'it's Not munchies.. it's Munchkins!'
The Dark Side of the Rainbow it would be cool to get some Pink Floyd references in there
Im free
(john Tinman is almost like john Inman - I'm free! and all that are you being served innuendo spring to mind about Mrs Slocombes irate pussy!!! maybe there could be some character work along those lines? LC)
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Scarecrow: Tinman that's an unusually surname. Where's it from.
Tinman: My family is from Sawnov in Russia.
Scarecrow: Where they make the shotguns.
Tinman: Exactly.
Herge
The HERGE adventures of TINMAN!!
see character description Tim Henman - Hen Tinman (LP)
An outside performance!
Aston - Munchkin land
Weston - west (winkie land)
Emerald city - new school
(the Coopers Arms would look more like the entrance to the Emerald city.. only not as green?)
although the green indutrial fence at the school might be more sinister?
Wizard of oz - Mrs Salih
Can anyone get each of the farmhands to say their Oz equivalents in like: I bet I can shoot that tin, man. Hey You're a'lion (lying) on my shirt
Gardnin'
Gardeners innuendos … give them a good pruning, taking their foliage off,
Are these Roses? No they're mine (or, No they're Quality Street)
